黑客(普通话)

动作片美国1995

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 长篇影评

 1 ) 真的好喜欢他

在笑点被无聊电视剧调得越来越高的今天,这部剧许多依旧让我笑得肚子疼,周末两天就刷完,好多部分忍不住安利同学。
好喜欢棕先生,包括他的主演,心疼这两个男人。当然了解更多的是Mr.Brown,喜欢他字正腔圆一脸无奈地纠正同学发音与语法错误,喜欢他被熊孩子的错误弄得忍不住笑,喜欢看他和同学打闹背地里说校长坏话一脸贱萌,喜欢他喝酒后晕乎乎傻白甜增加n倍,喜欢他内心正常男人但同时为人正直(正常?)善良又绅士,喜欢看到他每集各种倒霉催,但是又好心疼……
主演97年去世,同年年底我出生。君生我未生,我生君已去。他的眼睛会笑,笑起来整个人都在发光!能演出那么甜又纯真角色的人,生活里也一定是这样善良的一个人,好喜欢他。
打算去刷Doctor of the house.

 2 ) 求第一季第九集kill or cure

夏末秋字幕组翻的有点排序的问题,我对照百度百科发现第一季少了第九集,谁有啊?谢谢,都有联系~~~
鞠躬~~

 3 ) 【Mr. Brown英文课】课堂笔记1

LESSON 01 THE FIRST LESSON

I wasn't looking where I was going. (我走路没看路。)

punch up(揍)


LESSON 02 AN INSPECTOR CALLS

get into hot water(= get into trouble)

drop a clanger(失言)


LESSON 03 A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH

in the pudding club(怀孕)

be sold a pup/dummy(= be cheated or deceived)

【Figure of Speech(比喻)】

as quick as lightning

as light as a feather

as clean as a whistle(清脆)

as blind as a bat

as deaf as posts

as sly as a fox

as mad as a hatter(hatter:淘金者)

as drunk as a lord

as white as snow

as smooth as silk


LESSON 04 ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT

【Cockney rhyming slang: using words that rhyme with the word you wish to use.】

Mutt and Jeff = deaf

plates of meat = feet

Uncle Ned = head

mince pies = eyes

Uncle Dick = sick

Jack the Dandy = brandy

Brahms and Liszt = pissed (drunk)

Thelma Ritter = bitter(苦啤酒)

gold watch = scotch(苏格兰威士忌)

【练习R发音的绕口令】

Around the rugged rocks the ragged rascal ran.

【其他知识点】

flour与flower发音相同

put your shoulder to the wheel(努力)

【Mr. Brown 教给大家的两首歌】

一是“A Bicycle Built for Two”, 由英国作曲家 Harry Dacre 创于1892年 ,库布里克的经典电影《2001:太空漫游》中HAL9001在被关闭前用沙哑的声音唱了这首歌。(《2001:太空漫游》的这篇影评Daisy, Daisy介绍了创作背后的故事,很有趣。)歌曲链接:http://music.163.com/#/song?id=428649873

一是“We'll Meet Again”,1939年的英国歌曲,二战时被广为传唱,库布里克的《奇爱博士》中也用了这首歌。歌曲链接:http://music.163.com/#/song?id=5113342


LESSON 05 THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE

French letter(=condom)

the Employment Exchange(= job centre)


LESSON 06 COME BACK ALL IS FORGIVEN

many happy returns of the day(生日祝词)

fountain pen(钢笔)

holy cow(感叹语,天啊!)

toilet water(有香味的水,涂在脸上。好像和perfume并不是一种东西。)

fete与fate发音相同

coin a phrase(套用一句话)

give sb. the boot(开除,解雇)

give the bullet(解雇)


LESSON 07 THE CHEATING GAME

【英语名词的阴阳性】

3 classes of gender: masculine, feminine, neuter. (gender: the grammatical classification of the sex of proper nouns.)

lion~lioness

Duke~Duchess

monkey~monkey

【其他知识点】

pork/lamb chops(猪/羊排骨)

spend a penny( 上厕所。旧时英国公厕的自动门须投一便士硬币后方行开启 )


LESSON 08 BETTER TO HAVE LOVED AND LOST

beefeater(伦敦塔卫兵)

be swept off one's feet(因兴奋而不由自主、飘飘然)

May all your troubles be little ones.(It's an English expression. It means to hope you have a family, a baby. 百度给的结果是“愿你的一切烦恼都是小事”……)

The national sport of England is cricket.

beat about the bush(隐约其辞,绕弯子)


LESSON 09 KILL OR CURE

be laid up(= be struck down 病倒)

undertaker(殡仪员)

under the weather(身体不舒服)

bottoms up(干杯)

down to touch(好像也是“干杯”的意思,没查到。)

"Round the tip and throw the gun, look out dummy, here I come."(Ranjeet说的这个似乎是个俗语,但没查到。)


LESSON 10 HELLO SAILOR

through thick and thin(同甘共苦)

aspirate(the sound made by the letter H,送气音)

Get knotted.(滚开。)

make a clean breast(坦白)

change horse(做出重大改变。这个也没查到。)

head over heels(神魂颠倒)


LESSON 11 A POINT OF HONOUR

Holy Writ(=Bible)

knock out(击倒;淘汰)

epistle(= letter 书信)

in passing(顺便提及)

have green eyes(嫉妒)

"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."

syntax(= sentence construction)


LESSON 12 HOW'S YOUR FATHER

"What you never have, you never miss."

pain in the neck(某人很讨厌)


LESSON 13 THE EXAMINATION

jackpot(头奖)

haven't a cat in hells chance(毫无机会)

short hand typist(速记打字员)

在英语中,cat一律用she,dog一律用he。

 4 ) 恰好碰到

       虽然这个片子很古老,上世纪70年代的老剧,但在Mr. Brown的带领下,各个学生存在感满满。。。。Ali是印度人,他的英语倒是能听懂,把Oh Blimey, jelly good天天挂在嘴边,经常和巴基斯坦、口头禅是Thousand apologies的Ranjeet争吵,经常为宗教原因大打出手。。。。Giovanni和Max是一对好基友,虽然争着向Danielle献殷勤,但是课后依然勾肩搭背,其中Santa Maria是人高腿长的希腊小伙的口头禅。。。Taro来自日本,习惯每次说话前鞠躬;Jamila是整天针织不离手的印度家庭妇女;Anna是严肃正经的德国人,会在别人不正经的时候肘击对方,但对大家都跟热情友好;Juan是西班牙大胡子,经常说Por Favor和老师装糊涂;SuLee是整天大段大段背毛主席语录的中国红卫兵形象。。。
    

 5 ) 俚语 | 由dogs引发的一件公案

无意中见到的一个句子,令我回忆起“请讲普通话”中Sid最爱用的那些俚语。

做听写时发现一个熟悉的用法

My feet are killing me.

之前见过的类似表达是:My dogs are killing me.

▲成寒《躺着学英语2》

文中提示,dogs即是“脚”的俚语。

但是,dogs和feet究竟有什么关系,它怎么就成了“脚”的俚语了?

▍首先查询俚语词典Urban Dictionary,可以找到这个条目:

▲Urban Dictionary

dogs可以指“a person's feet”,可还是没有说明缘由。

▍接着查询词源网站Online Etymology Dictionary

▲Online Etymology Dictionary

此时终于有了一点头绪,“feet”,from rhyming slang dog's meat.

什么是rhyming slang呢?来看维基百科的解释:

Rhyming slang is a form of slang word construction in the English language that uses rhyme. It is especially prevalent in the UK, Ireland, Australia and New Zealand. It started in the early 19th century in the East End of London; hence its alternative name, Cockney rhyming slang. In America, it is used in the underworld, where it is known as Australian slang. The construction of rhyming slang involves replacing a common word with a phrase of two or three words, the last of which rhymes with the original word; then, in almost all cases, omitting, from the end of the phrase, the secondary rhyming word (which is thereafter implied), making the origin and meaning of the phrase elusive to listeners not in the know. ——Wikipedia

这里还有一个简明易懂的rhyming slang示例:

The form that is followed is made clear with the following example. The rhyming phrase"apples and pears" evolved to mean "stairs". Following the pattern of omission, "and pears" is dropped, thus the spoken phrase "I'm going up the apples" means "I'm going up the stairs". ——Wikipedia

▍更多关于rhyming slang的故事和例子,可以在以下网站找到:

http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/ http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/cockney-rhyming-slang.html //www.le.ac.uk/ee/glossaries/2008/cockney/index.html

其中第一个网站十分可爱有趣,里面还有一个Cockney translator的小工具。

▍发现rhyming slang通常是指Cockney rhyming slang之后,我马上想起了这部英剧Mind Your Language,该剧讲述的是一群异国学生在伦敦某学校学习英语的喜剧故事。剧中有一个看门人Sid,他在剧中经常使用这种rhyming slang,使得在这个学校学习英语的各国学生摸不着头脑,不明白Sid在说什么。

▲Mind Your Language S01E04

学校的英语老师Mr. Brown不得不给大家解释:

▲Mind Your Language S01E04

没错,看门人Sid告诉我们,plates of meat可以指“feet”。那么dog's meat呢?

▍查询维基词典,可以发现用dog's meat表示feet的说法是真实存在的:

▲Wiktionary

在Londontopia网站上,也有一篇文章Language: Top 100 Cockney Rhyming Slang Words and Phrases,列出了一些相似的Cockney rhyming slang,同样出现了dog's meat和feet:

▲Londontopia

回到最初,My feet/ dogsare killing me. 从feet到dogs,再到dog's meat,这部剧带给观众的乐趣,不仅在剧中,也在剧外。

— END —

 6 ) 政治不正确但温馨的“大团结”

人物塑造确实很多刻板印象,满足大众对外国人的猎奇想象,但思考一下不太平的70年代,Mind your language反映的文化层面的东西要多得多

当时在西方发达国家,电视应该刚从中产普及到大众,主流电视作品也一方面保有精英文化特色,一方面开始迎合大众口味

校长Courtney属于典型精英出身的上层阶级,古板的一本正经,对底层、移民高傲敌视。类似的有最后一集出现的,前校长夫妇

老师Brown是个失业的名校生,有一集有介绍,他是个福利院养大的孤儿,好不容易接受了牛津的高等教育,却不得志找不到工作,只能试用一份英文老师的艰难工作。有一集也谈到,他有养一只猫,但没有钱结婚,一直单身

这种现象在当时应该挺典型的,70年代西方正处于胀滞,经济并不好,而且东西方关系紧张

大部分学生是移民,属于working class。相对底层的有一天打三份工的Ranjeet,也有相对成功的Taro(但父母也死很早,应该是二战一代),是外派的工作人员。Max等大部分欧洲白人也是做餐厅waitor一类基层的工种

里面人物的行为逻辑,有中产的逻辑,也有劳动阶层的逻辑,很多闹剧无可厚非。印度逼婚、中巴“联姻”等等,虽扯淡但也并非虚构

也其实本剧最让我印象深刻的,是那种虽有矛盾但谈笑间烟消云散的气派。一种包容万象的思想,绝非政治正确的“普世”价值容器能简单装下去的。每个人是真心尊重并感受到对方切身利益的

当Ali的正室有了孩子他决定不跟SuLee结婚的时候,每个人都是真的替他们想办法并且真的在道贺的,没有谁跳出来做道德指责。而当Sid捡到Brown弄丢的、属于Ranjeet回家路费的230英镑后,花了100去赌马,大家也没做什么道德指责而是真心去看马。赌马输不幸掉后,每个人各显神通,街头摆摊卖艺,去给Ranjeet凑回来这100磅。没有人因为一个人遭受了悲剧而远离ta

看那一集真心感触:各族大团结,不是句政治口号,也不在于意识形态统一,而只需要共情,人性中真心为对方好,向善的一面就够了

 7 ) one of the TESOL's charms

1.the first lesson 2.the inspector calls 3the fate worse than death(ugly marriage system) 4all through the night(be locked in the classroom) 5the best things in the life(a mistake of lottery) 6come back all is forgiven(the main character is more popular than the new one) 7the cheating game(practice test) 8better to have loved and lost 9hello sailor(a Russian sailor wanted to be English) 10a point of honor(boxing with other teacher for potcting a student) 11how's ur father(a mistake of the main character's father) 12kill or cure(a bad cold and all the students and the headmaster came to visit the main character) although it is not difficult to find that this TV program wanted to say English culture is better than lots of other cultures in the world,this TV program still have many advantages like it makes people do not afraid of English learning in a way.

 8 ) 请讲普通话第一季部分摘录

Mind your language S1E1

Ali:I am not going where I am looking.
Mr.Brown: No,no! I wasn't looking where I was going.
Ali: That makes the two of us!

Miss Countney: This is not unsatisfactory! This won't do at all.
I distinctly requested the Local Authority to send me a woman

teacher. Especially after the unfortunate incident involving Mr.

Warburton. I'm afraid he only lasted a month, then he departed.
Mr.Brown: Dead?
Miss Countney: Demented. Yes, the strain was too much for him.

Typical of the male sex! No stamina.

Mr.Brown: I'm Brown.
Ali: Oh no. You are committing a mistake.
Mr.Brown: Mistake?
Ali: Yes, you are not brown! We are brown! You are white.
Mr.Brown: My name is Brown! I'm your teacher.

Mr.Brown: What is your job?
Ranjeet: I'm a very important member of the British underground.
Mr.Brown: The underground what?
Ranjeet: Just the underground. Mind the doors.
Mr.Brown: Oh that underground.(=subway地铁)

Mr.Brown: Apart from one attempted murder and a possible race riot,

I think we're coping reasonably well.
Miss Countney: Well, we have one thing to be grateful for anyway.

Sex won't be rearing its ugly little head.
From past experience, it isn't race or religion that causes problems,

it's usually the presence of some foreign beauty. Jealousies,

intrigues, all sort of thing.

Giovanni: I never notice. You see its my eyes! I'm a little short

sighted. (And also a much big liar.) It's not true. Mr. Green.
Mr.Brown: The name is Brown.
Giovanni: You see! I'm a colour blind as well.

Ali: And you are asking for a kick up your big brown backside?

Su-lee: It is duty of every citizen to overthrow imperial warmongers.

So say Chairman Mao.

Mr. Brown: Ali. You are...
Ali: You are waiting for mu to speak an answer.
Mr. Brown: Well done.
Ali: Unfortunately, I am not understanding the question.
Mr. Brown: I want you to give me a sentence using 'You are...'
Ali: I am.
Mr. Brown: No, not 'I am', 'You are'! For example, you are from

Pakistan.
Ali: I am from Pakistan.
Mr. Brown: Yes, but now use 'You are'.
Ali: But I cannot say you are from Pakistan, because you are not, are

you?
Mr. Brown: Repeat after me. You are English.
Ali: No, I'm not! I'm from Pakistan. You are confusing me.
Ranjeet: You are stupid poof.
Ali: Don't you call me poof.
Ranjeet: Poof.

Miss Countney: Job getting you down already?
Mr. Brown: No, no, I'm fine! Never felt better. There's just one thing

rough. That window you nailed down! I think I ought to put a few more

nails in it.


Mind your language S1E2 An inspector calls

Juan: Por favor?
Miss Countney: Are you really as stupid as you look?
Juan: Por favor?

Mr. Brown: So we appear to be some missing, I hope they haven't

dropped out.
Ali: Please, it would notbe surprising me, I am always thinking that

Sikh, son of Guru, was a Punjabi drop out.(laugh at Ranjeet)
Ranjeet: I'm hearing what you are saying, you miserable spawn of a

jackal!
Mr. Brown: Don't you two start again! Actually, you are late.
Ranjeet: A thousand apologies for this unforgivalbe tardinees. But we

were all unavoidably detaained in the corridor by a lady...Sorry I forget

about her name. She was big lady, very large bosoms!

Su-lee: England is becoming more porriticarry minded, and gladually

more left wing.The overthrow of decadent capitaristic goverment will

soon take place. As working classes become more educated. And

embrace Communism as the true way of life. Workers revolution

getting nearer. With inevitabel collapse of Imperiaistic bougoise

intellectual society.
Mr. Brown: Yes! Well if thats what you like about England. I wouldn't

want to hear what you didn't like.
Taro: Excuse please. May I have small observations on young lady's

discourse, which will also irrustrate increased knowledge of English.
Young lady speak road of cobras!
Su-lee: Attitude typical of Fascist Nipponese!
Taro: Japan civilised country,not like China Ren by peasant.
Su-lee: Chinese not peasants!
Taro: Japanese not Fascist!.......I lose face, not my fault!
Mr. Brown: Never mind whose fault it was! Go and apologize!

Miss Countney: It has taken you 2 min 38 sec exactly to come to my

office immediately. I'm glad I didn't ask you to take your time.

Max: Danielle, what you do after class?
Danielle: I go back home to learn the English.
Giovanni: Hey, I'm going to learn English as well. Maybe we learn

together.
Danielle: Yes but what about poor Max?
Max: Yeah.
Giovanni: What about the poor Max? I'm crying my eyes out.
Danielle: I have an idea.
Giovanni: I have a lot of ideas.
Danielle: Why not you and Max study together?

Mr. Brown: I expect you'll a bit of difficulty finding your way round at

first. Things will seem rather strange.
Inspector: very strange.
Mr. Brown: It must be quite a change coming from one of the under-

developed countries to our more advanced way of life.
Inspector: Oh yes.
Mr. Brown: Still, your people are doing remarkably well. Did you fly

here?
Inspector: Fly?
Mr. Brown: Fly! In a big iron bird. Quite a change from riding an

elephant. Unless you came by Jumbo. haha~ English joke.

Giovanni: Professori.
Mr. Brown: You should call me Sir.
Giovanni: Oh, I understand. You have been to get knotted.
Mr. Brown: come again?
Giovanni: To become a Sir! you got knotted by the queen.
Mr. Brown: The word is knighted! And I'm not that kind of Sir.

Mr. Brown: Taro.
Taro: Aso.
Mr. Brown: Su-lee
Su-lee: present.
Mr. Brown: Ali.
Ali: Gift!
Mr. Brown: Gift?
Ali: I'm surprising you, no? Each day I am learning new English

word.And I am finding that gift is another word for present.
Mr. Brown: Very ingenious.

Mr. Brown: I'd better take down your particulars, otherwise I may get

into hot water.
Ali: You are going to have a hot bath?
Mr. Brown: No, Ali. It's just another way of saying I may get into

trouble.
Ranjeet: Oh Dear. You have been committing some grievous

misdemeanour?
Mr. Brown: Not at all.

I do assure you that Mr. Brown will be severely dealt with.
Ali: Blimey you are dropping a clinker.
Mr. Brown: You mean clanger. (Drop a clanger= say sth wrong)
Ali: Yes pls.


Mind your language S1E3 A Fate worse than death

Ali: How about ajelly good shirt? Guaranteed one hundred percent

substandard.(Ali was supposed to say standard.)

Mr.Brown: Now, before we do anything else this evening, I want to

find a monitor. A monitor is a person who can take charge of the

class during my absent, somebody intelligent enough to assume

responsibility.

Mr.Brown: I'm going to ask you each to read a passage from the

newspaper. Then we'll discuss it together, OK? Max,You start.
Max: American Embassy bugged.
Mr.Brown: Good! Now dose anybody konw what that means?
Taro: It means American Embassy full of little insects.
Mr.Brown: No, Taro! They're not that sort of bugs! Listening devices.

Ali: You are putting some innocent lady in the pudding club. (in the

pudding club=pregnancy)

Ranjeet: I am up the creek without a puddle.
Mr. Brown: Paddle.

Ranjeet: This lady, is she resembling an elephant?
Miss Countney: I wouldn't exactly put it like that although she is

rather large.
Mr. Brown: Ask her to come along here.
Miss Countney: That's very irregular.
Mr. Brown: It is rather important.
Miss Countney: Very well,but don't make a habit of it.

Danielle: Prime minister sold a pup.
Mr. Brown: Good. Now that is a very good example of a figure of

speech. It dosen't mean what it says.
Su-lee: Typical of imperial poriticians who distort truth and suppress

working classes.
Mr. Brown: A figure of speech is a way of expressing an idea by way

of contrast or comparison. If you are being sold a pup or sold a

dummy, you are being cheated or deceived. In England, we use

figures of speech quite a lot. For example, we say as quick as

lightning, as light as a feather, as clean as a whistle. As blind as a

bat. As deaf as a ...Max?
Max: Postman.
Mr. Brown: No Max, Posts. Because posts can not hear. (As deaf as

a post)
Max: Neither can my postman.
Mr. Brown: Ali, as sly as a...
Ali: Sikh.
Mr. Brown: Fox. (As sly as a fox) as a mad as a ...Ranjeet?
Ranjeet: Muslim.
Mr. Brown: Hatter! (As mad as a hatter) Taro, as drunk as a ...
Taro: Newt.
Mr. Brown: Lord is more correct. (As drunk as a Lord) Jamila, as

white as...
Jamila: You.
Mr. Brown: Snow! Ali, as smooth as?
Ali: A baby's bottoms.

Mr. Brown: With all due respect, she was a couple on her own!

Giovanni: It's a sheer coincidence.

Mr. Brown: I thought she'd agreed to release you from the marriage

now.
Ranjeet: Yes, she has. But her farther is coming here to see you

about your marriage now.
Mr. Brown: Look, there's not going to be any wedding I've broken it

off. I've written to her parents, explaining that I couldn't possibly marry

their daughter. I pointed out the differences between our religious and

cultural backgrounds. And the fact I have no intention of marrying

anyone. He should've got the letter this morning.
Ranjeet: Oh yes, he did. That is why he is coming. He is hoping to

be slicing you into many pieces.
Mr. Brown: Pardon?
Ranjeet: He say you are bringing disgrace on his daughter.



Mind your language S1E5 The best things in life


Ali: I am coming up on the puddles. the football puddles.
Mr. Brown: The football pools.
Ranjeet: That is typical of that Muslim twit! No brains whatsoever.

Mr. Brown: Do you wish to cash a cheque?

Danielle: How much to post a letter?
Mr. Brown: Is it someone in England?
Danielle: No, no, it's a Swiss letter.
Mr. Brown: Well, it's more correct to say you want to send a letter to

Switzerland, not a Swiss letter. It could be very embarrassing if you

were writing to someboday in France. (French letter = condom)

Mr. Brown: Don't be ridiculous.
Juan: Pretending. Haha...

Mr. Brown: Pretand you have a cold.
Ranjeet: A cold what?
Mr. Brown: Alright, let's forget about the cold. just imagine your have

a pain.

Mr. Brown: There's obviously been some misunderstanding.I'll sort it

out with the police. You scratch my back, I scratch yours. Ali, I'll do

the talking, alright? you just leave it to me.

Police: Before you go sir, would u like to make a donation to our

Police charity fund?
Mr. Brown: Well as a matter of fact, you've caught me at a rather

awkaward moment.
Police: What about the five? You remember Sir, the one you thought

you never had. You know what they say, what you've never had you

never miss, unless you knew it was there all the time. In which case

it would come under bribery and corruption. You scratch my back

and I scratch yours.

Miss Countney: Well, untill Mr. Brown returns I shall take the class. I

shall ask you a few questions on general knowledge. Now first of all,

can anybody tell me who said "To be or not to be"?
Su-lee: Chairman Mao.
Miss Countney: It may come as a surprise to you, but other people

wrote things besides Chairman Mao.
Su-lee: He wrote everything.

Miss Countney: Are you not familiar with Shakespeare's works?

Miss Countney: Let me ask you a simple question. Can you tell me

how many P's there are in a pound?
Taro: Depend on size of peas.

Miss Countney: Now look, sir, it was obviously just been a

misunderstanding. I see no reason why we should pursue this any

further.

Police: What is your name?
Ali: Watt is not my name.
Police: I don't want to know what your name is not. What is your

name?
Ali: And I am telling you it is not.
Police: What is his name?
Ranjeet: Absolutely not.
Police: Not what?
Ranjeet: That is correct.
Police: What is your name?
Ranjeet: Wrong again.
Giovanni: He's not here.
Max: Yes.
Police:Who?
Max: Watt.
Police: Pardon?
Max: Who is not here and Watt is not here neither.
Police: You are all barmy.
Mr. Brown, if I promise not to proceed with this report, will you do me

a favour?
Mr. Brown: Yes, what is it?
Police: Take these crackpots out of here, and promise never to bring

them back. Even if they've commited a murder.

Miss Countney: Pls don't remind me of last night's unfortunate

incident. I hope you've explained to your Indian lady the difference

between Free and Free Offer.


Mind your language S1E6 Come back all is forgiven

Mr. Brown: If you want to argue argue in English.
Juan: Go back to Italy, you Italian spaghetti.
Giovanni: Your big Spanish omellette.

Giovanni: Maybe she's gonna give you the birthday present.
Mr. Brown: Yes and maybe the pope is getting married.
Giovanni: He is ? I never read that.
Mr. Brown: It was a joke.

Mr. Brown: would you all pay attention pls. I have sth rather important

to tell you. I'm afraid that Miss Countney has terminated my

engagement.
Ali: That is very big surprise to me.
Mr. Brown: Yes, it was a bit of a shock to me as well.
Ali: We are not knowing that you and Miss Countney were engaged.
Mr. Brown: You don't understand. I mean to coin a phrase I've been

given the boot. No Juan, can't you understand! I've been fired. I've

been given the bullet.
Giovanni: Santa Maria! She tried to shoot you?
Mr. Brown: No, I've been dismissed.

Giovanni: We have a strike.
Max: Yeah, let's have the strike.
Ranjeet: what is this strike? Does this mean we are going to be

fighting?
Giovanni: No, No, No. It's like a big onions.
Anna: What onions?
Giovanni: The trade onions.
Ali: Excuse me, I am thinking your strike not going to be working.

What we are needing is to be revolting.
Ranjeet: And I'm thinking you are already revolting. (revolting has

dislike meaning too.)

Miss Hardacre: I've come to drum English into your respective alien

heads.


Mind your language S1E7 The cheating game

Mind your language S1E13 The final exam

 短评

虽然通篇都是关于外国人的刻板印象这么似乎政治不正确的话题,但大概也只有英剧做得到拍出来不让人觉得侮辱低俗,并且不落俗套

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神剧。英式幽默合集。人物虽脸谱化,但都太他妈典型了。

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充分利用语言梗、俚语梗、文化差异,制造笑点,雅而不俗,颇有会心之意,典型英式幽默;70年代的情景肥皂剧就如此强大了,室内戏自有一种温馨的家庭氛围;Mr.Brown超萌,对比真实身世更唏嘘;学生各个富有特色,唱得一出好戏。

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Por favor.

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仿佛一下子英语提升了好多,而且学会了好多其他外语。。哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,虽然笑点有些刻板,不过看下来真是好快乐,每个人都这么傻傻的好可爱。Françoise Pascal 头几集觉得特别臭美,到后面越来越好玩;Barry Evans 生平真的好凄惨,嘤嘤嘤~~ 谢谢花花❤

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日不落帝国的梦。por favor?

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好萌好有爱。又让我想起短暂的教师时光

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Ali:I was looking where I am going.Mr.Brown:I wasn't looking where I was going.悼念Barry Evans,同时悼念《是,首相/大臣》中Hacker、Humphrey的演员。

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看老剧最让人难受的不是渣画质 不是糙布景 是喜欢上某个温暖帅气的演员时发现他已经不在了。

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看完都忘记怎么说英语了233好!看!谐音梗,口音梗,宗教梗,种族梗,政治梗,1977年的剧,放到现在依然经典。又萌又逗,学会了一句西语,超喜欢西班牙大叔讲冷笑话XD看了男主演员简介,心酸,命运坎坷,生不逢时,这样的才华和颜值放现在得多受欢迎?君生我未生,愿你天堂过得开心不孤单

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西班牙叔叔讲笑话那段为什么那么好笑我笑了五分钟……

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仅以无数次笑声,献给伟大的情景剧演员Barry Evans。愿天堂如课堂温暖,永不孤独。

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看完之后,开始喜欢:笑嘻嘻的说blimey, 笑嘻嘻的双手合十摇摇头说a thousand apologies, 笑嘻嘻的一摊手说por favor,一脸天真的说santa maria!!

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老毛你把素丽招了做秘书吧。

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Por favor? Blimey! A thousand apologies! Ah so.Santa Maria!1977年冷战背景下能有这种世界各族人民和谐共处的剧,不得不佩服。有人会批评它的刻板印象,可是刻板印象并没有什么事实上的错误。这样的剧以前是不是就这一部不知道,但以后不会再有(拍出来会被白左喷种族歧视、被小粉红喷抹黑天朝)。

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很久没看过这么好笑的情景喜剧了,语言笑料不会随着时间流逝而失去效力。帅气亲和耐心十足有风度的Mr.Brown怎能让人不爱呢,对学生一脸无奈时的表情可爱死了。

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Barry Evans讓我想起誰呢? | 早生了四十年啊barry

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Mr.Brown现实生活居然这么凄凉。。。真悲伤。。。

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妈妈再也不用担心我的印度英语了!

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