非理性第一季

      集中看《生活大爆炸》的一个后果是，我最近又开始温习量子物理的那些观念故事。与薛定谔猫类似的还有两个，一个是光的波粒二相性，另一个是海森堡的测不准原理。前者开始理解的时候如同说一个人既是男又是女那般诡异，后者如同说行驶中的汽车不能同时确定它的位置和速度。量子物理之所以为大众所难以理解，不仅因为它们充满了背离常识的悖论，而且因为这些学说本身如同精神病人的臆想，难以琢磨。比如，把世界的本源例子想象为各种不同频率的震动的弦，就是《生活大爆炸》里面Sheldon的学派坚持的观点，或者坚信空间和时间在无限细分后都是有缝隙的绿豆状，就是Sheldon的对手Leslie相信的
      圈量子理论。两派的对立，如同当年的日心说和地心说，属于宗教战争。恰是因为量子力学研究的范围不是我们熟悉的宏观世界，而是超级大的宇观世界，或超级下的微观量子世界，量子力学的所有理论都有某种模糊性和猜想特质。象弦理论和圈量子理论这类逻辑，还不知道什么时候有求证的可能。
      对于普通人来说，这些学说的意义不象IT这种实用技术那么容易感知，不过了解这些量子物理的模糊观念对我产生一个好处，就是对现实产生一种疏离的超越感。要知道，马克思写书的时候参考的东西还是牛顿力学，刚刚去世的萨缪尔森的经典经济学，还在把世界看作是一个精密的仪器，目前统治世界的政治领导人，总体来说还在用王国的方式管理国家，虽然竞选的时候号称是民主的模式。面对2000年以后这个被技术与全球化量子化的世界，他们其实体现了某种观念上的无能，就是对不确定性的恐惧。七十年代，有个物理学家写了一本书叫《物理学之道》，讲述了量子物理和东方哲学的某些观念的相似之处，这也似乎预见了量子化的时代为什么很多人会潜心东方哲学。对于普通人来说，通过量子物理和东方哲学的模糊观念软化一下自己的偏执，变得不那么神经质和Mean, 算是解决知识焦虑症的良药，这个过程，可以从看《生活大爆炸》开始。

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
宇宙一度又烫又稠密
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
140亿年前终于爆了炸 等着瞧...
The Earth began to cool,
地球开始降温
The autotrophs began to drool,
自养生物来起哄
Neanderthals developed tools,
穴居人发明工具
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
我们建长城（我们建金字塔）
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
数学 自然科学 历史 揭开神秘
That all started with the big bang!
一切由大爆炸开始


"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
其实人类历史没有多久
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
星系形成时间比唱完这支歌还要短
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
元素在微秒间便形成了
The bipeds stood up straight,
两足动物直立行走
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
恐龙都得认命了
They tried to leap but they were late
想要突变 没来得及
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
就死光光了（pp都冻成了化石）


The oceans and pangea
大洋和泛古陆
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
拜拜 才不想学你
Set in motion by the same big bang!
都是爆炸惹的祸
It all started with the big BANG!
一切从大爆炸开始


It's expanding ever outward but one day
宇宙向外膨胀 但有一天
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
星球会反方向运动
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
向内坍塌 反正我们不在了 不会觉得疼
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
我们美好光辉的形象将引发一场更大的爆炸


Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
南方古猿肯定不爽我们
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
在他们捉鹿时唧唧歪歪 （我们现在捉电脑病毒了）
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
宗教 天文 e百科 旧约申命记
It all started with the big bang!
一切从大爆炸开始


Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
音乐 神化 爱因斯坦 占星术
It all started with the big bang!
一切从大爆炸开始
It all started with the big BANG!
一切从大爆炸开始

为什么谢尔顿那么麻烦还有朋友？为什么四人能一直是朋友？
其实谢尔顿只是在四个人当中行为显得特别怪而已，说性格缺陷的话，莱纳德有恋母情结，在家庭的学习压力底下成长导致自卑感极强。霍华德自幼家庭破碎导致心理年龄长不大，因为他潜意识里，童年是最快乐的，从泡妞手法的低级和幼稚的行为等方面可以看出他内心的孤独已经使他接近失常。拉杰出身富豪之家，但由于兄弟姐妹多，父母也是婚姻不美满的人，他个人偏向爱慕妈妈，在缺少手足情和父爱的环境下令他一开始几乎不敢和亲人以外的女性说话。而拯救他们心灵的人，就是谢尔顿。
或者正因为谢尔顿童年没有朋友，使他对友情格外敏感，就像孩子怕玩具被人抢走一样，谢尔顿幼稚地遵守着一条条朋友的理论规则，甚至发明了不合理的舍友协议，起初应该是为了保护自己的利益，但想深一层，每次都是莱纳德不想理他的时候他才出示协议，就像瑞士滑雪那次，莱纳德通宵工作不愿载谢尔顿上下班那次等等，他害怕朋友抛下自己了才出示来威吓，实际上朋友愿意继续忍受他的怪癖的时候，他才放心地重新展现笑容。
谢尔顿对朋友的真实，是解救莱纳德等人心灵的药引，也是他们一起疯狂而从不感到厌倦的理由。

既然现在没蜜蜂出没 你可以用我的肾上腺素
Since it's not bee season, you can have my epinephrine.

泰国在19世纪后半期才有叉子
Thailand has had the fork since the latter half of the 19th century.
有趣的是他们不直接把叉子放在嘴里而是用叉子来吧食物放在勺子里然后用勺子放到嘴里.
Interesingly they don't put the fork in their mouth.They use it to put the food on a spoon which then goes into their mouth.

路易斯莱恩从高空往下掉以每秒32英尺的初速度做自由落体加速
Lois lane is falling,accelerating at an initial rate of 32 feet per second per second.
超人俯冲下来用两个钢筋一样的手臂想要接住她
Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel
此时莱恩小姐在以每小时120公里的速度往下掉
Miss lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles an hour
碰到钢筋手臂 立马被劈成三瓣
Hits them and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces.

(Leonard)但是如果超人也达到那个速度然后减速
Unless superman matches her speed and decelerates
(Sheldon)还有时间吗 先生 她离地面两尺高
In what space ,sir? she's two feet above the ground.
如果他真的爱她的话 他应该让她掉在马路上 那还比较仁慈
Frankly,if he really loved her,he'd let her hit the pavement.It'd be a more merciful death.

问一下 跟我解释下托盘餐具放在沙发上 这算哪门子组织系统.
Excuse me.Explain to me an organization system where a tray of flatware on a couch is valid.
我刚才有提到过这是沙发因为证据表明咖啡桌上正在举办小型二手货贩卖
I'm just inferring this a couch because the evidence suggests the coffee table is having a tiny garage sale.

(Leonard)你不能在半夜闯进一个女人的公寓 打扫
You can't just break into a woman's apartment in the middle of the night and clean
(Sheldon)我别无选择 我睡不着 想到在我卧室外面是我们的客厅,在我们客厅外面是走廊和走廊这边就是...这个样子.
I had no choice . I couldn't sleeo knowing that just outside my bedroom was our living room, and just outside our living room was that hallway.And immediately adjacent to the hallway was...this.

(Leonard)有些错误 像居里夫人发现了镭后来被证明有很大的科学研究价值 尽管她后来死于漫长而痛苦的放射性危害.
Some mistakes,such as madam curie's discovery of radium,turned out to have great scientific potential,even though she would later die a slow painful death"from radiation poisoning".

(Howard)我就担心这个
Oh boy,i was afraid of this.
(Leonard)怎么了
What?
(Howard)这些说明书用的都是些图解用最没有想象力的方式组合的这些零件.这就是为什么瑞典没有太空项目.
These instructions are a pictographic representation of the least imaginative way to assemble these components.This,right here is why sweden has no space program.
(Leonard)这个设计非常不合理 假设她有个平板电视,那就意味着这后面的空间都浪费了
It is an inefficient design,for example,she has a flat screen tv which means all the space behind it is wasted.
(Sheldon)我们可以把音响放这
We could put her stereo back there.
(Leonard)那怎么遥控?
and control it how?
(Sheldon)装个红外线转接器 光电管装这 接收器装这 小菜一碟
Run an infrared repeater.Photo cell here,emitter here,easy-peasy.
(Howard)想法不错 怎么冷却
Good point How are you gonna cool it?
(Sheldon)用风扇怎么样 这里一个 这里一个
How about fans?here and here.
(Leonard)还是不太合理而且可能有噪音.
Also inefficient,and might be loud.
(Howard)液体冷却剂怎么样 在这弄个水泵.装四分之一英寸的聚氯乙烯
How about liquid coolant?maybe a little aquarium pump here,run some quarter-inch pvc...
(Penny)这个东西其实挺简单的
Guys,this is actually really simple.
(Howard)等会,亲爱的,男人在干活
Hold on,honey. men at work.
聚氯乙烯循环到这,用电波纹薄钢板在这做散热器
The pvc comes down here.Maybe a little corrugated sheet metal as a radiator here.
(Leonard)是嘛?那怎么装水盘,水闸?还有蓄电池?
Yeah?show me where we put a drip tray,a sluice,and an overflow reservoir.
(Sheldon)如果用到水,那就要把这玩意接地吧.
If water's involved,we're gonna have to ground the crap out of the thing.
(Penny)这里好热哦,我还是把衣服脱光了吧..
It's hot in here, i think i'll just take off all my clothes.
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(Leonard)我想出来了.如果我们把嵌板A B F和横木H都换成航空铝.
Oh, i've got it.What about if we replace panels a,b and f and crossbar h with aircraft-grade aluminum?
(Sheldon)对了,那整个就都是散热片
Right.then the entire thing is one heat sink.
(Howard)完美,你和谢尔顿去废物堆积场找个6平方的铝合板,我和拉杰搞定氧乙炔喷焊器.
Perfect.You and sheldon go to the junkyard and pick up 6 square meters of scrap aluminum?Raj and i will get the oxyacetylene torch.
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(未加名字标注的默认为sheldon所说)
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